Mood Fluffies (EchoBro)

My entry for PonePone’s Subspecies Competition because why not.

Now let me get into character. AHEM…

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Hello once again, I’m Dr. Jeremiah Evergreen. You may remember me from my experiment with Lily and her foals. Anyways, we from HappyFluff Co. introduce you our new species of fluffies: Mood Fluffies.

Mood Fluffies are like mood rings. The only difference from normal fluffies are their manes and tails, which glow according to their current emotion.

These fluffies are much more sensitive than normal ones, as even a slight pinch of pain could make them cry or a simple compliment would make them giggle and happy.

Now you may be asking… Where does the light come from? Here it is.

They have small, wart-like parts on their heads and tails which will be completely covered when their fur grows back. These parts are very sensitive, if someone wants to cut all their fluff they have to be extra careful, as even a slight cut could cause immense pain to the fluffy due to the nerves inside these.

There can still be alicorns, unicorns, pegasi and earthies and have many varied colors, the only changes are their manes.

When a Mood Fluffy is born, their mane is pure black as a foal, which eventually changes to gray when they first open their eyes. Starting from the weanling phase, their mane will now change colors like the rest of their species. Their mane is perpetually glowing until death, when it turns black once again.

There are many colors due to a fluffy’s various emotions, like red for rage, blue for sadness, green for happiness, pink for love, etc.

They will soon be available for purchase in most FluffMarts, as the test phase is ending right as we speak.

We hope to see you again sometime in the future, aswell as our Mood Fluffies will wait for you to buy them and take care of them.

From yours truly, Jeremiah Evergreen.

HappyFluff Co.

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This feels like the Fluffy equavilent to The Streisand Effect.

Telling me what spot not to hurt as it’s especially painful is only making it more likely that I’ll target that spot.

Which might actually be the point to get people to buy more product. They hurt harder so they break faster so you buy more often

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That was actually the intention when I wrote this, to show their weakest spot lol

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YES!

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When they achieve orgasm, do their colors wildly flicker out of control, blinking and shifting across the whole color spectrum?

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… what
Maybe? I dunno

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I’ll take that as a yes then. It’s now canon.

I’m not asking for any insane or disturbing reason. I’m not a crazy person. All I want to do is have a giant two dimensional array of these new fluffies bound to electromechanical edging machiness that always keep them just right on the edge of “good feews”. Then, as one does, with the judicial application of precise electric stimulation of their brains’ emotion center, I’ll be able to control the color of their glow with a simple microcontroller.

Thus, with each of the fluffies now acting as ad hoc pixels, this fluffy orgasm denial electro-shock array will act as a monitor, on which I will play minecraft.

A totally sane proposal.

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… Are you okay, buddy? Wanna talk about it?

Jokes aside, I kinda like the idea ngl

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Maybe we could even play Doom on a redstone minecraft computer on the fluffy orgasm denial monitor.

The possibilities are endless, really.

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