Mummah Really Sucks (Pastry_Knight)

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I approve of chasing foals / micros with a vacuum cleaner. I expect 50 more examples on my desk by Monday.

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Don’t worry, with a vacuum cleaner extending through both ends, the mare won’t be around much longer so you can get your vacuum back.

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L-mao

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Oh mah gad, She be suckin’!

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The pillow got named stumpy haha what a lump

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Stumpy deserves it even more than the others.

Also, I can see street cleaners impassively sucking up foals with a shop vac, maybe even as they’re born.

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There is absolutely nothing about this concept I dislike. I would adore an entire comic series about a sport where people use Fluffy Vacuums to devour foals.

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Thats really good actually. The mare has the displeasure of having a vacuum surgically rammed through her and gets to eat her babbehs. Then you can dump them back out and play all day-until momma gives out.

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Hahahaha scare the whole family.

Nice idea.