My headcanon (Deez)

You are Kyle, an employee who works at Hasbio corporations and you are working on a massive project. The Jelly Project. The project consist of Hasbio technicians working on a new type of fluffy pony. After the incident with PETA releasing the unfinished product of Fluffy Ponies, the company was sued by the local population since the ponies had been severly affecting the cleanliness of the civilians and people passing by. In order to fix this mistake, the company wanted to work on a type of fluffy, to help bring down the number of fluffy ponies completely. The Gelatin Dog, or the “Jellenheimer” as more popularly called, is a red colored product of Hasbio designed to terminate fluffy ponies. They are unable to speak, are deadly (Not capable of killing pets or humans, only small critters similar to rabbits or fluffy ponies.) killing machines. They are malleable, and are made entirely out of self sustaining cells. They kill a fluffy pony, then eating it. They don’t excrete them, they stay inside the stomach of the dog, expanding it the more it eats. The dog can’t feel pain, and they don’t have emotions. They also don’t have a brain function, as they exist solely to kill fluffy ponies. They can be easily exterminated by a human but they must be incinerated otherwise they explode leaving a mess. The explosion also isn’t harmful. They don’t have reproductive organs and are genetically made at an industrial scale. The gel dogs are very easy to care for, but they cost alot of money, as they are effective and rare. You read this entire biography as it has information that the public doesn’t know. After checking all the systems you go back home for the day. You have your own pet jelly that you love very much, as its the first one you ever made. The people are not familiar with jelly fluffies and will sometimes unknowingly let them around their pet fluffy. These coincidences led to extreme drama online, and severe questioning to Hasbio. As the director it is YOUR job to handle these things. You actually have a solution. A solution to the problems regarding fluffy ponies. You have been keeping the jellies in a massive storage unit where you plan to release them to the public. You are so close to completeing this project, after you finish this one, you can’t wait to work on a project you have been wanting to work on for so long. The comepletion process.

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Hasbio has got to be the most ass-backwards corporation in existence