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Well he’s a growing boy! He needs to eat a lot, maybe see if he will change from live fluffies to dead frozen ones?
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I found him in a abandoned building
Singing “ one day I had found an axe, gave my mother 40 whacks, when I saw what I had done, I gave my father 41”
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He refused the frozen fluffies
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Oh no, that is bad!
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The worst he’s done was attempt to fuck a rock
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The heart wants what it wants. As long as the bugger is not hunting pets it should be fine.
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He found love in a rock at least it can’t die?
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There was a hole in it when he dismounted
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I-
WHAT IS HE PACKING IF HE MADE A HOLE IN A ROCK?? I AM CONCERNED NOW
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He now frequently uses it. Sometimes at night. The sounds won’t let me sleep at night
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I think it’s time for some sound proofing so you can sleep-
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I tried, little sadist rips it off the walls
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He knows damn well what he’s doing
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I would suggest a sorry box but he’s a bit big and the fact he made a hole in a rock also probably means he be able to break outta a cage.
Can he fly with those wings?
Because if not? We can dig a sorry hole and put him in it, we gotta lift him out once time is done but- It’s the only thing I can think of.
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He can he strapped a speaker to himself, and blasted rise of the Valkyries as flew over the city, cackling as people shat bricks
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He did it again but with air raid sirens
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I be willing to lay my life on the line I guess
I will attempt to hold him down and stop him from doin’ funky shit, so you can get some peace and rest.
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I’d say he’d tear you a new one, but he’ll do way worse than tear
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Oh boy-
Welp, my life was fun, I enjoyed it, but I’m going down on this ship.
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