How dare that human take all that mummah’s babbehs…
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without giving mummah socially responsible and suitably satisfying skull splatter stompies.
Leaving a feral mummah to make more feral babbehs? Completely irresponsible!
not everyone wants to stomp on rats
not everyone wants to ruin their favorite shoes
Yeah, some people are just irresponsible like that, it’s like littering, sure the trash can is just several feet away but it much more convenient to throw it on the grown, same dealing with ferals it’s not their problem it’s somebody else’s problem.
…the fuck? Gotta be one fuckin big ass spider…
He should have a dog instead, or adopt a poor cat… Not a fuckin spider…
That said, I can now see “neighborhood clean up” events that involve the usual:
- sweeping streets and sidewalks
- trash collection
- recycling collection
- leaf/twigs/etc collection and composting
- treats like donuts and coffee before and after
with the added event:
- collecting ferals for bisection/beheading and composting
Everyone would wear big orange vests and tee shirts or hats as part of the event.
First Saturday of every month!
tarantulas can manage those
Fuck tarantulas.
If its not a jumping spider, mock-daddy longlegs, wolf spider, or an orb crossweaver then its a vagrant lawn invader.
Whats the point of keeping a spider if its not earning its keep by purging pests for you? Naw, tarantulas need their special aquarium, sun lamp, and need you to catch food for it.
Freeloaders.
Haha.