You… I thought my question of how it happens would finally be answered. Good bait and switch.
Let’s be honest: nothing I come up with will match or be as fun as your most ridiculous of theorizing.
What the heck!??? 
That’s an… interesting mix there 
Where my head first went lol
“Iz moaw fun fow dancies when mooshic hab webewwious, sexuaw undatones.”
“Pwus sampwes was funsies fow make.”
“Dat dey wuz!” grins
Napoleon and Hippolyta start twerking in @Elias’ general direction
we need good musicians in our community to turn this into a real song lmao
Fluffy dubstep?!?!
enf enf enf (rest)
yip yip yip (rest)
enf enf enf (rest)
yii yii yii yii
enf enf enf (rest)
Gu-ud Fe-ews
Any sort of electronic or sample-friendly style would work (so could be house, drum and bass, hip-hop, etc). One revision/brainstorm that didn’t make it in was having Habanero singing vocals for an actual song “Wuuuub da eeeeenfies, gon’ geeeeet da enfies” in front of a microphone but it didn’t quite work for me.
