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Wowstest Mummah, gib sowwy poopies!
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Wai nu sabe? <3
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NATURE CARES NOT FOR FLUFFIES!!!
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How are there any wild fluffies if they all die this fast?
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I like to believe it’s because idiots keep releasing their pets into the wild.
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some get lucky
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Its dah cicwe ob wife~
And it wuwes us aww~
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The words, “Pelicans are gluttonous demon birds,” are hilarious to me for some reason
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I grew up around them and pelicans are nasty demonic entities and I cannot be convinced otherwise lol
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They could probably fit a human child in their bills
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Because the fandom demands it
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Yup, pelicans 100% would. Swallow live, zero fucks given.
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I can see dolphins either treating them as pets and toys, they can be horrific and great depending on the group…
i can so see orca tail catapulting these guys for fun!
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I’m assuming the same way that rabbits handle it.
Bang, then 28 days later have 14 babies…eight survive.
Like, realistically a pair just needs to have two foals make it to adulthood and that’s a win as far as wildlife goes.
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Pelicans are such eating machines I don’t even think if the foals all tried to shit and pee in the beak it would stop.
It would also be very funny if this particular pelican just hung around female sea fluffies waiting for them to take their young for their very first ( and last ) swimmies.
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I am not a artist so maybe I should critique but why do the flippers look like wavy potatoes chips
Funny thing…its true thst pelicans try to fit anything in their bills which might dsmage that thin pouch membrane or just cant even get it thst far…e.g. this funny clip of one trying to eat a baby capybara and none of the capybaras seem to care rven the baby one even tho theyre too big
I admit this mskes me laugh every time…if that was an adult fluffy it couldn’t wrap its bill around it might be funny too.
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Just because it peliCAN doesn’t mean it peliSHOULD.
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Or fleshlights.
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