Natural 1 for defence (carniviousduck)

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That shield rules

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Not a fan of the MinofIuffy (jk he’s awesome)

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I’m surprised it hasn’t drowned when trying to use one of the potions on its belt

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Roll for bad poopies.

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I cast Fireball :fire:

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Somebody needs to tell this dude about battlefluffs :glee:

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Pssst! No one tell him that he’s actually in Dark Souls!

It’ll be funnier when he finds out on his own.

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I cast Tidal Wave.

Fluffy pony takes 4d8 bludgeoning damage and is knocked prone.

Fluffy pony drowns.

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They probably have low dex… and 10-15ft movement. At best a CR 1/8 and at lowest a CR 0.

If that was full platemail, casting Heat Metal would be even better. Tho Danse Macabre is overkill but entertaining having it return as a zombie to feast on other fluffies.

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