New!!! For Sale Now! Dragoons! By: ProfessorOlive

Ever heard of the sparkler mini bots ?

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This is a FANTASTIC concept.

Q: Edible?
A: Possibly!
Q: Would society…encourage eating them?
A: Maybe in areas where they can breed out of control - and if these are cold blooded, that would only be in a few areas, like Florida or the Louisiana bayou. Or, specialty eateries might have them on their secret menu.

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I looked it up.

But did those things ever start a fire?

If I recall one of them set a child pyjama’s on fire.
There was also something with a Barbie, but i can’t remember particulars.

But Hasbro has been stupid enough to sell sparkling toys, so Hasbio would be stupid enough for sure.

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I mean, we’re talking about the difference between “a kid being sent to the burn ward” and “an entire block being burned to the ground”.

A problem which is exacerbated by the fact that the Americans keep building houses out of wood.

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I think a kid being sent to the burn ward is already pretty substantial enough.

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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!1

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oh you KNOW they horde that shiny

I have more lore/worldbuilding but unfortunately…. am at work

I’ll post more soon tho!

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I’ll take your whole stock! I want gimmie gimmie! So cuttteeeeee

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I’ll take two!!

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slams a whole suit case of money I WILL TAKE 5!!!

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Dragooons vs fluffies

The ultimate battle since

Scalies vs furries

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Do they have hoarding tendencies? Like a classical dragon or the modern ferret?

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They should have hoarding tendencies.

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yeah they do! they hoard shiny things mostly
but it can extend to anything

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Ah yes I can see no way in which this could possibly go wrong…

I’ll take five.

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I love the idea of other bio-toys besides fluffies being created; was actually toying with creating a teddy-bearesc bio-toy. I mean, if the technology exists, you’d think other companies would try and make their own or try and get contracts with Hasbio.

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Found who they reminded me of.

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Before buying, asked your insurance if they are covered under fire by dragons. :sweat_smile:

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