NEW!!! From the technology that brought you your favorite new toy, IT’S DRAGOONS!
All of the things you love about your furry pals, and none of the things you don’t!
Bring home one of these scaly critters for hours of endless fun!
They sing!
They talk!
They BREATH REAL FIRE!
So many colors!!!
Call today and we’ll throw in a mystery egg for free!Disclaimer: Hasbio is not responsible for fire damages done to property by dragoons, any and all complaints must be made through hasbio and hasbio offices- hasbio cannot be held liable for self bred dragoons or dragoon products, any dragoons bought by third parties are not protected under hasbio warranties and hasbio cannot take responsibility for things said, sung, bleched, vomited, or spat by dragoons. Dragoons are not meant for children 10 and under, all play must be supervised by an adult and may result in burns, scratches, bites, stains, or hurt feelings.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! A DRAGOON IS WAITING FOR YOU!
I’m posting this at the speed of light because I have work in like 5 mins lol
I’ve seen other people post dragon-like fluffy knock offs and I wanted to toss my hat in the ring
These little creatures were also made by hasbio but the patent was bought out by another toy company not long after their release.
They’re about guinea pig sized, but can grow to the size of a corgi if left to eat as much as they want, or if flushed down the toilet and left in the sewers.
They… CAN breath very minor amounts of fire… like a lighter or match-stick’s worth.
But the muscles that control the fire breath also control their gag reflex, so they end up spitting and puking a lot. A Lot. The puke is boiling hot too. It’s a mess.
They only lay about 1-3 eggs per batch, these eggs are hard and translucent like a large marble, where you can watch the babies grow for about two weeks before they hatch.
They have a pretty heavy lisp, and talk like scooby doo lost his two front teeth.
They eat bugs, veggies, small mice… when they get bigger; birds, rats… foals.
Tell me what you think!
@AtlanticHillfolk helped me a little with the concept too!
