“Daddeh? Whewe am Wacecaw an daddeh?”
“Well buddy, we’re on Virgil’s Fluffy Community site. Daddy has been here for a bit, but I wanted to wait until the banner was up to show you.”
“Wat am bannew, daddeh? Huuuuu nu wan scawy bannew huwt gud Wacecaw…”
“Oh that’s alright buddy, it’s your day off today. The banner is just the picture at the top! The one that tells people what site they’re on!”
“Oh…otay daddeh, dat nu su scawy…”
“Well? Look at it? See anything familiar?”
“Am…am dat…Wacecaw?”
“That’s right. Virgil told me about this a while back, but I wanted it to be a surprise for you. Happy birthday, Racecar.”
“It am Wacecaw Birfday?”
“Sure, fuck it. I definitely wrote this for your birthday, and not simply because I felt that the changing of the LGBTQ tag to be Opt Out rather than Opt In would be a good reason to cite, hoping to positively reinforce the direction the site is taking. That had NOTHING to do with it.”
“Weww dat make sense, ou wite daddeh. Dat aww soun pwetty weasonabuww. Fankyu fow gud pwesent fow Wacecaw.”
“Of course you know that this is a HUGE honor for you and I both, and as such you’ll be in more stories going forward.”
“Huuuuuuuu”
“Also I’m gonna need you to hook back up with Baxter to punch in my old stories. He’s still mad you fucked up the King of Iron Fluff Tournament on Reddit.”
“Bu daddeh! Dat nu am Wacecaw fawt!”
“Those are excuses, and excuses are like assholes.”
“Wat dat meen, daddeh?”
“I’m gonna fucking destroy yours if you cross me.”
“Oh…otay.”
Looking forward to more Racecar stories.