New Product Line: Cleaning Supplies (love2hatefluffs)

Hasbio™ brings the consumers yet another new subspecies of fluffy! A companion you can clean with! Now introducing : The Sponge Fluffy!

Features:
-Nums on soap (still tastes like soap to it).
-NO POOPIES OR PEEPEES!
-Cannot feel pain (through most regular means)! Feel free to squeeze them all you like!
—*does not apply to tearing, freezing, smashing, burning, or any thing you wouldn’t do to your average sponge
-A friend you can use to clean your fluffies!
-Experiences the sensation of drowning while simultaneously being able to breathe just fine!

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On the one hand I appreciate utensil that will inform me if my technique needs improvement.

On the other hand, a Fluffy telling me what to do is a one way trip towards having a stick shoved up your ass and your hand launched into the toilet.

And I may have “forgotten” to flush beforehand.

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“A tool for a more civilized age”
-Some Motherfucker

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Can it move? Because I’m not sure I want my sponge wandering off.

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Pop those weggies off and it won’t go anywhere! There’s also the spongefluffy caddy (cage], which can hold 2 full size sponge fluffies when they’re fully expanded or up to 30 depending on how hard you compress them.

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The idea that there are going to be fluffy breeders who use these little guys to clean up the breeding cages after the stud is done, is fucking hilarious.

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“Can Fwuffy git tummeh-babbehs thwoo os-moe-sis?”

“What? No, of course not you’re a boy… wait, are you? What are you exactly?”

“Fwuffy am ah-bom-ah-nation.”

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Who needs scrub daddy when you have this little shit

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“gee mistah, dis wawa suwe dus tayst funni”

“you’re like the third one to have said that this week… I always hate breaking in a new set of sponge fluffs”

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Or like normal sponges, leave him to dry under a lamp, they get rigid and dry and hard like a rock. That might be a good way to munish them imo

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Soak him real good, pop him in the freezer and break out the sorry hammer!

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Let’s be real: ALL domestic fluffies that want a saferoom, toysies, etc. are already sponges

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If I chose to put sponge fluffy in a contest against scrub daddy on who cleans better, who would win

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Or soak them in a bleach solution, even a moderately diluted one can dissolve a kitchen sponge albeit slower thsn pure bleach… theyll break doen like a biscuit in a mug of tea.

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Scrub daddy probably, but you don’t get the satisfaction of smushing something that probably deserves it

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it’d be fucking hilarious if someone used a sponge fluffy to clean up the aftermath of a Cheeto attack

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Introducing the new line of Sponge-Fluffs: Scrub Daddeh, Scrub Mummah, and Scrub Bebbeh!

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My hungry ass thought it was a cheese fIuffy

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but can it give special huggies to a breadfluff?

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Kinda reminds me of that communal sponge on a stick that ancient romans share after taking a dump in their very communal latrines.

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