New From Hasbio: New Stress Relief Kits Deluxe Edition!
Do to the increase in customers purchasing discount foals intended for ̶a̶b̶u̶s̶e̶ stress relief and ̶r̶a̶i̶s̶i̶n̶g̶ keeping them as ̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ toys, New Stress Relief Kits Deluxe Edition will solve this problem via administration of a specially engineered ̶v̶i̶r̶a̶l̶ ̶d̶i̶s̶e̶a̶s̶e̶ expiration date medicine*, causing all foals included in New Stress Relief Kits Deluxe Edition to expire after six weeks. While some may see the strict limited time of functionality as a detriment, studies show foals purchased for Stress Relief and used as directed rarely last more than two weeks. As an added bonus, New Stress Relief Kits Deluxe Edition include FOUR ̶t̶o̶r̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶d̶e̶v̶i̶c̶e̶s̶ accessories, one more than the previous three! New Stress Relief Kits Deluxe Edition has an MSRP of only 60% of the average foal! And as an added bonus, purchases from participating Hasbio FluffMart locations include a stamp card, buy 9 New Stress Relief Kits Deluxe Edition**, get your tenth FREE!! Vent your stress and relaxe with New Stress Relief Kits Deluxe Edition! Get yours today!
*Due to risk of spread, keep New Stress Relief Kits Deluxe Edition foals seperate from other Hasbio products
**Within one twelve-month period