New Stress Relief Chirpy -GooGooDa

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A sequence of drawings I posted in chat.

Follows the events of No one’s posting and I’m bored at work.

Posted in chat:

Me: “New Stress relief chirpy from HR as an apology for the last one pissing on my table :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:”

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Sassychan: “Pet it with a ruler”

Me: “Sassychan, I think this hurts the chirpy :thinking:”

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Sassychan: “it will get used to it”

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Me: “Lil dude loved it so much he fell asleep while crying (From happiness :smiley: ) so I put him inside the calendar like it’s a little tent.”

Chat: Awww :heart:.

That’s it lmao, I just wanted to register the interaction :V.

Thanks to @Sannachan (Sassychan) for the suggestions on how to treat this kind little boy.

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Dude looks like he had an allergic reaction

Time to beat him some more I guess

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May I suggest drowning in the coffee machine spill tray?

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Take a small spoon of the hot coffee grounds before throwing out the filter to feed them.

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Give him more love he says xDDD

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I show love by hitting

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<3

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Seems like a really good use for one of them.

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Feed it laxative ‘miwkies’ and once it makes bad poopies, bathe it in a cold cup of water while swishing it around by shaking the cup in circles, then beat it some more with the ruler while its soaking wet

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Dayum!! “Hugboxer”???

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The owner must surely be happy that they saved him the work of eliminating those dirty shitrats xD

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Did you mean to post this in the Soon Mummah post? XD

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hiding in the calendar is amazing, I love it.

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Have to feed a growing baby.

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He’d better not grow

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yes, the system is crazy xD

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First plug him. Then you can show the little gremlin all sorts of things. Wonderful little stressballs. Glad they’re just toys so we can use them as we see fit.

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New one: place in the dispenser slot in a robotic vending machine for drinks. See how it does having a few bottles of Coke dropped onto it after lots of scary noises.