New Tankmate (by Anonymunstah)

[NeonZangetsu]

Give it more sea fluffs. It could use the practice. And protein.

[Huggies4Buggies]

[Teyrnon2173]

You realize that the amount of heat a normal one can briefly produce with their punch vaporize water right?

[Huggies4Buggies]

I thought that was only Pistol Shrimp, with their claw clicks? They make a shockwave “bullet” that briefly superheats the water in a certain radius for less than a second?

[FlameAres]

Yeah the biggest ripoff in natural history is that the secret shrimp colors aren’t even real. We can see 3 primary ones but our gigachad brains fill in all the other combinations so we don’t miss out.

[Teyrnon2173]

I was referring to another comment that was talking about a huge pistol shrimp

[NobodyAtAll]

Yes, I do, and I didn’t miss that thing about the cavitation bubbles, either. My reaction was something along the lines of:

Frankly, if no one else does it, I’ll probably do it.

[Huggies4Buggies]

The comment that yours linked to was still about Mantis Shrimp, I was the first to bring up Pistol Shrimp a bit later.

[Dickbutt99]

Fine here this one’s for you
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Omae wa mou shindeiru

[Huggies4Buggies]

Thx.

[NobodyAtAll]

Now I’m thinking about a mantis shrimp/pistol shrimp hybrid… combine the strengths of both…

Must… resist… urge… to laugh like a mad scientist…

[TarkOfTheWild]

How much blood was in 1 fluffy–

[Marauder]

BOOM HEADSHOT

[FallenAngel007]

Love the quiet middle panel and boom! On the last panel love it

[Braith117]

From what I’ve seen of one channel where some guy keeps a pair of mantis shrimp the death wouldn’t have been very quick. They tend to take a few whacks to remove a crab’s claw, so the first hit probably would have been straight to the face, broken the jaw, and probsbly left a nice dent in the front of its face, but still very much alive for the follow up swings if it decided that today was the day that it chose violence.

[Solidus]

I saw the first image and instantly knew where this was going.

[Bonnacon]

So not New Fwiend?

[3KindlyOnes]

Sadly no… you put sny other fish in a tank euth that shrimp id gonna wind up like Apollo Creed

[bloodwoodsrisen]

My dude got OceanGated lmaooo

[anon9587322]