Summer night was the Witch Bride eager to have for her nude moonbathing but ruined
by a feral family demanded her to leave their land (even though they just arrived).
If they would just leave but the smarty in all his glories peanut brain began shitting on her area thinking she would leave…he was wrong…DEAD WRONG.
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I love Witch Bride so much, I could be her “bring-this do-that” servant 
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I want to see them try to escape, I love it when they put up a fight, but only because these are fictional creatures, if they were real then I would get pissy
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I like to think that she does have a minion but she commands them to do something that sends them as far away as possible for a long time and the only reason is because she knows that their simps aswell
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You think I have a better chance as a woman or nah? xD
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nah she will ask you to go as far away as possible to do the most elongated task as possible i give you year before you see her again only to be given the same task
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For a second I thought she turned the smarty into her towel
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Some things to point out here:
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The witch is looking fine
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It’s either the crabs that get them or the high tide
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Finding a good spot at the beach is the worst so I understand where she’s coming from
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An angry 19 eye roll
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Death by ghost crabs is a new and fun demise! We should definitely have some more summer fun deaths for fluffies!
Lovely art as always 
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I’m sure there’s something off about the angle of her pose and her hips.
I need to stare some more to get more information - solely for scientific purposes and to offer constructive criticism of course…
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Ghost crabs eatin’ good tonight~! I love seeing those guys at the beach, they’re always on the move looking for food and trying to not become food themselves. Its so nice of the Witch Bride to bring them a hearty meal to enjoy by moonlight.
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Oh no
The horror, she might turned him into a mop if she wants too 
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Its her favorite spot. Then they come barging in her space. 
She have that “you may not touch, unless I saw so” attitude. If you satisfy her curiousity she might… 
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Remember seeing them on the ol Ripley’s believe or Not segment for the sea turtle babies racing to the beach, they are also an obstacle for those sea turtles to get into the sea.
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yeah it was almost one of them moments…
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Seen how they poke out and skitter to their prey usually smaller animals and drag them back into their lair, they look creepy at night, the light colored ones and why the name given. 

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Oh noooo Im hearing that song
Ahhhh! Make it stop ~ !!! 
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Its funny you mention sea turtles- the beach near where my mom and stepdad have retired is a famous nesting spot for sea turtles as well! There’s a big volunteer organization that tracks where the turtles lay their eggs, and they mark off those parts of the beach so nobody accidentally tramples on the nests. Or on purpose ( there was some Chinese tourist lady that tried to dig up the eggs one year, they caught her and re-buried the eggs and sent her back home ). Most of the ghost crabs I see on the beach are fairly tiny, like about half the size of my thumb at the largest, but I can believe the larger ones wait until dark to come out.
CRAB RAVE 
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