Fluffy seems a bit…gifted. too bad he likely won’t be able to do anything with it
Nothing satisfies like that sound, I bet.
Dude is half dick & balls
Can we name him Chode?
Chirpies haven’t earned leggie privileges. 
dont worry guys they will grow back if he behaves well
at leasts that is what i would say to him while i put the litterbox on a roomba
to get used to it, it can’t miss its paws if it doesn’t remember ever having them.
my apartment is too small for splorin babbehs
“Wan legs wan legs!” Growing up I heard that the older generation would say “shit in one hand, want in the other. See what fills up faster” when kids wanted something without justification. It’s particularly poignant when you see a fluffy. Full of shit (literally) but no hooves (hand.) Oh well, skin it and be done unless you like the meat.
With well-planned cuts we can make him 2/3rds dick and balls
Good, he doesn’t need them for anything. All he ever did was sit there.
The hog on that boy