Benny Hill theme song playing
Can I get a uhhhhhh boneless fluffy
yeah
The benefits of Boneless Fluffies are that they cannot carry or transmit Bone-itis
Fluffy may not have it, but Daddeh will get it now anyways…
Buy boneless fluffy
Leave it on top of the stairs
Wonder how this accident could have happened
someone make a story about a fluff that gets Boneitis!
Don’t you have to be an 80s guy to get bone-itis?
I mean, they still hadn’t cured it by 2985, so it’s possible a mid-21st century fluffy could get it…
“Smawty onwy weget… is that Smawty has…Bone huwties.”
…okay how did he lose all his bones?
From my monstrous deboner
you just have a deboner laying around?
You don’t?
To get it, yes, but many can be carriers of it.
Get stomped on bitch
My initial thought was that he looks like that some kind of a welcome mat fluffy, or possibly a rug fluffy. I want a welcome mat fluffy. That would be hilarious.