Noodle fluffy (carniviousduck)

Sorry just a quick 10min sketch today…

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What to do to that abomination:

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Oh my gooood nooooo, “set him on fire”.

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slithers around you like a snake and tries to squeeze you to death

breaks fragile spine instead

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kill it with fire

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Take him home! If you find another one, you can tie them in a knot

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I like to think this is how it waddles around

100knees gif

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“oh I am sorry but there isn’t any more space in my house, but I have the next best thing, you wont be cold ever again.” wraps them tail to snout in duct tape

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I want to use him as a neck pillow or feather boa hehe

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Awww, a fluffy begging for a ‘Wowm housie’, i love it.

Like they’re wadin through puddin with every step!
Everyone knows how much fluffies love wadin through puddin.

I can only imagine it trying to run (either towards food or away from a predator) as it’s belly drags and scrapes along the ground the entire time, ending all covered in scratches and scabs as it sobs and wheezes in a heap of bloodstained anguish.

Long Fluffy is just the inferior version of Long Furby

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“Longfluff is long, gnol si ffulfgnol”

I raise a glass to anyone old enough to get that reference.

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Kinda want to see more on this, i imagine they’d have super delicate spines.

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a fluffy that i can use as a nunchaku? LET’S FUCKING GO!
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soooooo, if bowl fluffies were bath toys, this would ve the “What hath Hasbio wrought” version of, say, this?

Cut off the legs and you’ve got a hobby horse