Not So Smarty (by Booperino)

Is it really abuse if a pedo sex crazed smarty is on fire?

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Yes

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It is, but you can call it morally justifiable if that goes down better lol

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“How’d you start the fire anyway?”

“Da big sky open an a fwashy-bowt hit da Smawty. Den Sky-Daddeh say ‘Stop dat nyo’.”

“Really?”

“Nu, Fwuffies jus wowk out matchies. Cos fuk dis gui.”

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It’s not abuse, it’s community service for both humans and fluffies. :laughing:

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A nice crackhead started the fire for them.

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“thankie foh the buwnie weiwd mistah!”
“woah a talking horse. i really gotta lay off that stuff”

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I like to picture one fluffy stood on another fluffy, shuffled their feet and then booped the smarties fluff causing an electrical spark ignition. :slight_smile:

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Is it really abuse if they deserve it?

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Josef Mongola says no, it’s justified

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… I know how they made the fire…

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Set pointies to buwnee ouchies!

Set!

Weady! Aim! Fi-er!!

The herds 5 alicorns fire off a fireball at the Smarty

Wingies! Bwow ouchies!

All 12 pegasi flap there wings, foal to adult, in unison

Hewd, fi-er Sowee poopeh su Smawtee nu wun wai an ouchies hewd!!

Like a stream of fire truck hoses aimed at the Smarty, shit streams impacts and immobilized the Smarty

Omtay, weww dun Hewd. Wets gu, twap has been spwung, hab Smarty nu moh. Hewd Daddah, weweh am tu gu?

Skettis Wand, fwee bwight times away fwom nao!! Su kwose, I can smeww dah gawick bwead nummies im da wind!!

Yay!! Skettis Wand!!

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I like to pretend that fluffies are used as fuel in those “heat in a can” camping stove things

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“We diddin stawt da fiyah! It wuz awways buwnin, sins da wowwd bin tuwnin!”

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Funnily enough, this is similar to how fluffies react to any fluffy who mentions wanting to or actually attempting/succeeding at raping a foal in my headcanon. Probably not with fire, but with a technicolor swarm of pain.

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