Notorious battery licker (Poopiest_of_bebbehs)

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“Wadies caww me da Enewgizew Fwuffy, Cuz am aways keep on goin~”

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“Wadys caww me Energizew because dewes a battewy in my ass”

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I like to imagine that this lad right here has been shocked so many times that he only has memories since the last time he’s licked a battery. Each time he feeds the addiction, he gets reset.

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he must have licked sooo many batteries he is a living generator

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He definitely has some low level electric eel like ability if he shuffles around for a bit. Just enough to make you go “Hey! Knock it off ya lil fucker!” but not enough to kill, even a fluffy.

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put this dude in a room with Billie, and watch the chaos

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“Battewy asscid am bitimins fow fwuffy!”

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I feel like if you kicked him in the head it’d make the same sound as a kickball

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lol