Continuing the discussion from Fluffy Knife Fights! $25 Prize! By BloodyBoots:
Hello! Meet “Nshi”/Pestle! Nshi is his Igbo name, and as you can probably tell, it’s Igbo for Excrement. His English name is Pestle! Nshi is a recovering Poopie Madness Unicorn Stallion; he was found outside the back of a local Bodega strip defending his abusive (and worthless, might I add) family from a giant rat using the unripe plantain that he had managed to steal from Chibikem and his Uncle’s shop. Seeing as he was able to knock the rat away, Chibikem thought his family would be grateful, right? Nah, they covered him in sorry poopies and essentially told him to fuck off. 20 minutes and a pair of bloody boots later, and Chibikem adopted Nshi from his shitpile pulp of his former “family”.
Despite taking well to Chibikem and his Uncle, Nshi is still extremely wary of most humans, and nips at anything that could remotely resemble a “squeaky munsta” or a “meany fluffy”. Combine this with Chibikem’s family in Lagos calling them for money constantly (money that they barely even have in America, something they don’t really grasp), and they decided to hatch up an idea: Why not dry-test Nshi’s/Pestle’s skills in this fight? It’s $25 bucks, so it’s gotta be pretty low stakes, right? Plus, they can just send the money + a little extra over to Lagos if he does win! It’s the perfect idea…right?
Needless to say, I think Chibikem and Co. might be overbidding their luck (and their emotional attachment to Nshi). So now the question is: do y’all think Nshi should tape THIS Underripe Green Plaintain or THIS underripe Green Plaintain to his horn with duck tape. Remember, the firmer, the better!
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Decided to say “Fuck it” and toss in my entry for Knife Fight. Honestly, I pulled a lot outta my ass for this one, but it was really fucking fun! Although I think writing from personal experience helps too! 
Cc: @anon9587322
