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Ah come on! Why everyone do that…
Put some gloves, you don’t wanna get your hands smelling like fluffy poop
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For bonus points hold him over a pot of boiling water like a hot dog, that way he’ll either have to accept the huggies or boil alive
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Quit your bitching, turdbaby. Be grateful you’re being held at all.
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Bad poopies and bad peepees. Death either way then.
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ah stress relief <33
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Eww, right in the hand. Wear plastic gloves at least!
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Fluffies are in anyway wether it’s abuse or hugbox a good way to relieve stress.
For me it’s abuse by the way.
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I find it’s easier to crack nuts if you roast them for a bit first. If you don’t do it for too long, it should work on fluffies, too.
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What a waste, though. Breaking it’s spine and giving certain death. A waste of a good 5 dollars. Better to just flick it, pinch it, spin it, bop it etc. Make it a quivering mess of tear and piss that you can keep reusing everytime your work/family makes you want to go postal.
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My only gripe is that he is using a good nutcracker on the little guy, never use cooking utensils when abusing fluffies
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Did it live? I hope it lived. And from then on, every breath was torture.
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boiling water will sterilize it
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Nice! Many people get it wrong and crack the head, but I like my genetically modified horseratpigs to suffer
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Nu wan huggies? It’s literally what you’re made for, stupid biotoy.
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