Off The Air. Story and cover illustration by (Buttoneyes)

A hand working on the stage lights at sound stage 5 were some retarded game show was taking place.

The game in question involved fluffies having to move blocks and stuff to win prizes, one bulb was out and had to be replaced.

While he was over by the maintenance room, he saw some of the workers were slacking off again, though he wasn’t the one to snitch to the boss about it.

No wanted to work at that job anyways, who, in their right mind would want to work in a job that requires you to put up with constant tantrums, screeching, and having to clean up disgusting foul smelling “accidents” (foal corpses, shit, or piss) on stage whenever it happened.

(Probably a Hugboxer), as for the rest it was an unbearable affair especially when they were here doing this shit under paid.

A few days ago, the stagehand had heard over the news that a bill had been passed that would effectively ban all bio toys and call for their immediate termination, And Just recently an email was given out stating that this was their last week before they’re pulled off the air.

Just as the stagehand took care of one problem, there was another problem, an accident again. Unfortunately it was all three, which was followed by one of the Contestants throwing a fucking tantrum.

before he could get to it however there was a weird commotion going on in the lobby, probably nothing too important, A few arguments?

Just as he was going to get the cleaning supplies a bunch of angry individuals as well as a few staff members came storming in brandishing bats, golf clubs, and the always classic lead pipe.

The stage hand eventually asked one of them about what the hell was going on, Stan, who was a janitor at the studio, revealed that the boss skipped town after the bill was passed, and now they’re free to do whatever the hell they want.

Some in the mob included a few disgruntled employees that finally had a reason to go apeshit on the annoying shit rats who caused them so many headaches and on the studio that barely made the soul crunching experience worth it, but a few of the other guys were pissed off family members off the past victims of false allegations made by an infamous bitch shit rat of Fluff TV.

The stage hand hearing this decided it was the best opportunity to get back at Fluff TV for all the shit he had to put up with for minimal pay.

He did his part during the whole ordeal, few acts of vandalism here and there, he even got the emergency axe and started swinging away at the props, sets and even beheaded a particular Fluffy that always caused his ears to hurt.

Nightfall came and everyone was enjoying a bonfire outside made from a few props and the “Stars” of Fluff tv.

After a night of drunk debauchery and tossing more of those little bastards in the fire, he went home and rested. The next morning he turned on the news, “Fluff Tv burned to the ground by disgruntled employees and angry families” images of the place dilapidated and the statue of that one bitch mare torn down and vandalized where on screen. Although he wasn’t surprised, this definitely meant he had to find another job. But hey, anything beats working at Fluff TV.

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Goddamn spelling errors, looks like I can’t fix it either.

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I’m going to guess the statue was Cinnamummah. Good riddance again.

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thanks for the imput