This Piglet stand-in isn’t cutting it, Christopher Robin.
Pooh Bear found it difficult to truly mourn the loss of ‘Pigwet’, partly because he was still focussed on suckling the honey off his paw.
But mostly because all he could hear in the background was ‘Ee-oh’ screaming about ‘poopie-place hurties’ from having a nail shoved up his ass.
It was at that point Pooh told the studios to pay the original actors whatever they wanted to end the strike, with the stipulation that The Hundred Acre Woods would never have Fluffies on-set ever again
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Perfect
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I thought that was it’s ass at first and I had many questions
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“Oh bother, I’m so stuffed with fluff! I’m 𝓭𝓾𝓶𝓶𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓬! And the 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓹 of my asscheeks alerted the fluffies!”
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I liked it more that way. Felt like he just packed the fluffy’s shitter full of honey and then sat down to think deep thoughts.
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