at time, [MY BABY FLUFF] couldnt be sold regularly from fluffmarts, it had to be preordered directly from Hasbio official site
nowadays [MY BABY FLUFF] has been removed from Hasbio products list, but it can still be produced and sold by specialized breeding mills
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Old Hasbio discontinued product AD:
“My Baby Fluff”
Are you a couple and you or your partner really want a child, but you are rightfully terrorized by the amount of responsibilities and dangers of the world?
Worry no more because from now on Hasbio has found the greatest solution!
We present you the [MY BABY FLUFF]!
This fluffy is genetically modified to grow as the same speed of a regular human baby starting from the embrione phase till their preadolescence phase.
The [MY BABY FLUFF] kit contains:
⁃ a [My Baby Fluff] official licensed Hasbio guide
⁃ *The belt capsule containing the fluffy **embrione
⁃ ***Specialized Hasbio Cleaning kit
⁃ Specialized Hasbio Baby formula
⁃ Specialized Hasbio clothes
⁃ Specialized Hasbio learning toys
*Hasbio will not take any responsibility from any damage once purchased.
**Hasbio will not take any responsibility if the embrione dies after delivery, has a color you do not like, became a smarty, suffer sensitive or derp syndrome.
***Specialized product cannot be sold in regular fluffmarts and distrust any third party facility.
We hope that this product may teaches you good life lessons for when you decide to have a baby on your own.
Inside the Guide:
Thank you for choosing Hasbio [MY BABY FLUFF] kit.
This guide will teach you on how to handle, give birth and grow your special fluffy.
This might seem hard, but trust us, it’s easier than it looks.
10/10 couples and 9/10 meres approves this product.
Note:
The belt capsule is sealed to prevent any external potential damage but it also leave to a surprise birth.
Who knows, you may be so lucky to get a rainbow alicorn or even twins.
Step 1:
Remove the capsule from the package.
The capsule is made by a soft but resilient synthetic material that perfectly emulate the tummy of a pregnant mere.
Inside the capsule artificial amniotic like fluid is packed with nutrients and keeps in place the fluffy embrione.
Step 2:
Place the capsule in the belt and put it on the designed parter.
The capsule will grow as the embrione will.
Note: do not remove the belt till end of gestation time as sudden change of heat or hard movement can and will kill the baby.
Step 3:
Once the foal is fully grown and ready to leave the capsule, the now exhausted gel is now completely liquid and will slowly melt the base of the capsule.
Note: when noticing the first drop of liquid, be sure to be in a safe area and lying on a bed or clear soft surface.
If the foal fall on an hard surface it will wither die or suffer from growth issues.
Step 4:
Congrats, you are now proud parents of your personal [GROW YOUR FLUFF] fluffy.
This fluffy will grow and act like any regular human baby till their preadolescent phase.
Feed and play with em to let it grow as healthy as possible.
Note: after their adolescent, the fluffy will grow as any other fluffy, the sudden growth burst may lead to many health complication or even death.
*Hasbio wont take any responsibility if the fluffy dies at any stage.
Very important note:
If you decide to have a baby while you still have your [MY BABY FLUFF] fluffy, we suggest you to teach them to love their new sibling as if the could grow jealousy and:
⁃ ran away.
⁃ actively try to kill your baby.
⁃ Commit starvation protest.
Why it was discontinued
The product was discontinued for many reasons.
- The capsule was too fragile and provoked miscarriages quite often.
- Due to rough transportation and/or sudden temperature changes, majority of kits would arrive in stores already broken; while the foal would either be already dead, die after birth or grow with serious health conditions.
- In some cases, the emulated growth of the capsule was too slow or late than regular, leading people to think the product was defective and simply thrown away.
- Most of the time the amniotic gel was defective. In cold seasons, the gel would froze killing the fluffy fetus; while in hot seasons, the gel would liquify and boil the fetus
- During early release, the kit it self was way too expensive, the premium ones reached over 50k$ per kit.
- The artificial exhausted amniotic gel was toxic and lead to serious health issues both for the foal and the couple.
- The genetically modified fluffy was packed with health issues that even in treated as best ways, they would eventually die distressing the couple in the process.
- After discontinuation, majority of [MY BABY FLUFF] capsule were converted into [Foal-in-a-can] without doing the appropriating changes.
- Since the capsule was sealed, when the foal was born with a “bad color”, people would just throw away the product and tried multiple times to demand a refund.
- In case of twins, the success rate pf having two healthy foals were really low and 80% were either dead at birth or merged into one horrid flesh being.
