This makes me cringe and I don’t even have a dick.
Hahahaha, stupid fluffy!
He sure is dumb for an Alicorn.
lying people about their advanced intelligence is a marketing strategy
OMG love this! 
there goes his bloodline 
seriously electric pencil sharpener??? 
That actually makes a lot of sense
Well, I guess if he wasn’t before, he’ll be the SHARPEST tool in the shed now.
I was about to say “it could have been worse”, but now he’ll have balls but no dick to empty them with. 
you can be mean to balls you know that
I know. 
Sounds like Darwin at work again…
By human standards? Yeah, they’re still stupid.
By fluffy standards? They’re geniuses.
maybe he had foals befor this incident :v
Well, he’ll definitely have it.
All Stars intensifies.
PFFT HAHAHA
No more envies you stupid little b-
Gonna cut it off right there