Oops! All Smarties! - Part 4 (EzPete)

Violet watched from her vantage point in confusion as all the fluffies lost their collective shit the previous night. It was just a human in a Halloween costume. Yes it scared her too, but she noticed it was only grabbing dead fluffies. She and Dandelion were elevated enough to escape the effects of the gas.

She even watched the encounter with Colgate. She recognized him as the dumb blue stallion that got her trapped up here. He stumbled around like a fluffy that drank burny wawas, said something about a special friend and stumbled towards to man in the costume trying to rescue the gray mare corpse, only to fall over when the man lost his balance for a moment stepping in poopies.

When the wawas came she grabbed Dandelion and kept her from jumping down to look for shelter. She took in the entire enclosure as far as she could see during the bright time, and the only thing resembling shelter was their now closed pens.

When the light returned, there was a single long tone and the doors to the pens opened again. This confirmed her suspicions, the pee and poopies inside remained. The wawas hadn’t washed them away. She looked around and was able to confirm the kibble tray and water had somehow been changed out.

She had given up on any plans to take over the enclosure. Using special hugs to control stallions only worked if they couldn’t overpower you. She could stand her ground against two or three stallions but not the countless ones beneath her. Her only option was escape, an impossible task at the moment.

The researcher returned sometime in the morning after a good long rest. Fortunately, fluffies needed as much sleep as a dog or cat as opposed to a human, and so even with his “Late night” invasion at 8 PM he was able to get a full nights rest before returning at 7 AM the next morning well before the majority of the Smarties got a full nights rest.

He hit the shower button releasing a torrential shower to wash the blood and feces from the pen. The food and water trays canted inward to dump what remained inside down the drain. In pitch blackness, hoses and chutes descended from the ceiling and refilled the trays. He reduced the amount slightly to account for the casualties of the previous night.

He cracked his knuckles and quickly took inventory of where each of his all-stars smarties were. None had gotten picked off in the night. There was a small brawl as two soggy smarties fought over food which resulted in a green one pooping all over the tray. This led to a full gang of upset fluffies to break his back legs. They didn’t like sharing food and ruining a whole quarter of it meant there would be more fights later as they grew hungry.

The Red Pegasus came along with his brown enfie mare in tow. The smarties in his corner watched him kill two others and gave him a clear width to eat. They all wanted a mare to enf but the broken Pegasus was still available and there were still two more hiding on top of the tower that would have to come down for nummies eventually.

They bid their time while making various demands of each other. “Smawty wan enfs! Dummie stawwion be poopie pwace mawe!” “Smawty wan sgetties! Gu fin’ Gud nummies fow smawtie!” “Dis am smawty wand!” A few were smart enough to stake out the area in front of their pens, anticipating the return of the munstah.

Any attempt at alliances between smarties broke down as every mention of smarty in negotiations was interpreted to the benefit of each member. “Hewp Smawty make dummeh wite fwuffy gib poopie enfies! Smawty get enfies first!”

Snowball, the fluffy that had taken a bath in the water bowl yesterday was pummeled until he couldn’t walk, only for the three who beat him up to fight over who got to go first as obvious the agreement was that ‘Smarty’ got first enfies and that obviously meant them. He dragged himself away while they all fought.

Another Smarty pegasus, Jasper, black with a gray mane was absolutely tweaking out in a corner. He had a rare adverse reaction to the gas and was permanently locked into a hallucinatory state. “Mustahs nuu take Smawty!” He screamed at any fluffy that got too close to him. The researcher made a note to remove him the next night before deciding to cross it out. He had clear protocols written out and he was only to remove dead fluffies.

Around a quarter of the fluffies were unicorns. They were dominant by far. About a sixth of them were Pegasi, their frail skeletons and sensitive wings made them easy targets. The remaining were all earth fluffies. The ones that joined with unicorns were relegated to toughie status regardless of ability.

He noted the red unicorn had defacto control of about 1/8th of the pen. Opposite him from the center was the anarchy zone where around a third of the stallions surrounded the plateau with the two mares at the top and the pegasus mare at the bottom. A few claimed an adjacent plateau thinking they could somehow get to the mares, only for a game of king of the hill to commence as the stallions again began to sabotage each other for gash rather than cooperate.

The remaining area was divided into varying sections of control which shifted by the hour. The smarties were quickly exhausting themselves and he wondered how long they could keep it up. An orange unicorn decided to make an attempt to unseat the red one. He charged him while his back was turned only to catch a kick to the face, as he tried to stand up the red one walked over and drove his horn into throat.

Red mounted the mare in front of the dying smarty as a show of power. She protested for a moment, but he was unnaturally strong and pressed down on her enough that fear took over yet again. He did protect her from gangrape, so this was moderately better she rationalized as she silently cried.

The researcher made notes on a few others while reviewing the infrared camera recordings to see if he missed anything while he was asleep. The total lack of cooperation among smarties was to be expected from his previous smaller scale experiment. What surprised him was that catalyst the mares provided.

The brown one came to him without a name, she was only labeled Smarty, she reiterated that she was smarty when asked but had not made any demands of him. She was also timid and only cried during her isolation. He wondered if or when she would make a move.


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My bet is on the brown one simply having been named Smarty and got sent to the shelter by accident. Makes her fate all the more funny.

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Did I make it that obvious?

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She showed actual pragmatism and some level of intelligence. She clearly ain’t a ‘smarty’.

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Violet seems to have some hints of being actually smart too, though probably not enough.

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How long until someone knocks two brain cells together and invents prostitution

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Violet and Dandelion would have done that in a heart beat if this was a normal setup. Sadly though the rest of the pen is filled with mostly blue balled male Smarties. Currently the safest mare is the brown one with the Red unicorn. Which if he’s smart should quickly secure the Yellow mare pegasus before she dies so he has something to give to his gang.

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A “Normal” Setup, because fluffy social experiment pens are normal when it isn’t a bunch of smarties.

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I was mostly talking about Fluffy herds in the wild or in the cities. Quite frankly I’m impressed he was able to gather that many smarties together without giving into the urge throttle them all.

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