It’s open Mic Night at the yuck-hut. The Alicorn fluffy gives it a shot. Tells a bad corny pun joke. After getting heckled, resorts to a yo mumma joke. Will he bomb and get booed off stage or will he kill with his first gig?
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Throw hatchet at him now
HATCHETS GET YA HATCHETS HERE $1
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I thought the yo momma joke was quite good, to be fair.
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Little Dice…
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Fwuffy am oba hewe noaw OOOOOH!
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Su oda day fluffy is licking dis mawe poopie place…
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Enough hatchets and he’ll run outta luck very quickly 
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Good reflex reaction too. That beer bottle nearly almost got him.
“Wai dummeh human du dat?! Fwuffy nu come where dummeh human works an knock da nu nu stick out ob your tawkie pwace l!”
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Wate wate afta dawkies, waddew down tu da pawkies, goin down dewe to fine an Enfie mawe. N get nunu stick wicked tu. GA’DEWSH OOOOH
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Whas da deaw wif aiwewine nummies?
…Fwuffy hab nu nummies at aw!
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Got a genuine laugh outta me!
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Anudda fing what ams da deaw wit aww dese poopie babbehs.
Gets pelted by a rotten tomato 
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The average comedian is the same breed retarded as fluffies only with some reddit neckbeard cynical pseudo-wisdom bolted on.
remember the original?Whenever I hear/see a yo mama joke, I can’t help but think of Eric Harris’s JO MAMMA! page.
JO mamma’s kitchen lights are SO bright that you can see grease, dust, or any other bad thing in need of seeing… JJJEEAAAA!!!
JO mamma has so many phones in her house that she can answer a phone in ANY room… cause theres a phone in every room… cause theres so many… JJJEEAAA!
Jo mamma has so many shirts that she doesnt do the laundry very often, cause she has lots of shirts to wear! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
Jo mamma is so fat the people say, “damn, theres a obese woman.”! JJJEEEEYAAA!!
JO mamma is so unpredictable that people almost never know what she is going to say next…unless its obvious…then they could tell…but otherwise they couldnt…JJJEEEEYAAAA!!!
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When I was at school, Yo mumma (or your mum, as we say in the UK) insults were just the go to in any given dispute.
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That’s an E for Effort or an F for Fuck off
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