I’m doing the next chapter of Silver soon, I swear!
But I saw @anon88967024’s challenge Twist Their Knickers! (Aug 2025 Theme Week) and couldn’t resist!
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“Hi, my name is Chris Redmond. Best Match Temping sent me?”
“Oh yeah, hi. I’m Amy. You find us OK?”
“Yeah, I’m only 15 mins away”
“Cool. So, ha e you worked with fluffies before?”
“Not really. But my ex had some. Plus, I’ve worked as a TA in a primary school. Can’t be that different, right?”
"Haha! There’s a few things you might find that are different.
It’s fine though. We have to have to have a certain number of people working at the shelter on any given shift and one of our regulars called in sick.
We’ll pair you up with Tyrone for most of the day and you can follow his lead. It’ll probably remind you of playground duty."
“Haha! Cool, sounds fine”.
“Normally, this is the point where I’d show you around but we’re running late and there’s something I need to do first.”
“Yeah, no worries, don’t mind me.”
“Cool, come with me. We’ve got a couple of new fluffies who have to be introduced into the pens. Need to initiate them first.”
“Iniate?”
“You’ll see. Let me just grab an Orson first”
“An Orson?”
“Yeah. Like Orson Welles.”
“Huhuhu! Wai keep fwuffy in boxie?! Pwease wet fwuffy out! Screeee! Bad upsies!”
“Come on, Chris, we’re just through here”
Sound of fluffies chattering
“Right, fluffies, listen up. Oh Christ, you’re heavy”
“Huu! Wai dwop fwuffy??”
“My name is Amy and I’m one of the humans who will look after you at this shelter.”
Moronic cries of "Hewwo Aymee
“You will all be well looked after, as long as you follow the rules. As long as you do that then…HEY! DO NOT PULL THAT FACE AT ME!”
“Screeeee! Bad upsies! Nu wike. Fwuffy nu du anyfing wong!”
“OH! SO YOU’RE GOING TO BACKCHAT ME NOW!?”
“Screeeeeeeeee! Nuuu! Dose fwuffy’s speciaw wumps!”
Amy gives the unfortunate Fluffy’s bollocks a twist, until they come off in her hands. There is much screaming and scardy poopies
“That’s what we do to rule breakers here! Now march down the hall to the main play room! The humans in there will explain the rules”.
*Mass exodus of fluffies and lots of dejected huhuing *
“Anyway let’s get the rest of your induction sorted. Hey, you ok?”
“Yeah. Hey, look, I’m not trying to start any trouble but that fluffy didn’t do anything.”
“Yeah, I know. But those other fluffies will think twice before giving us any shit now”
“So…you just keep a load of fluffies around to kill and make an example of?”
“Yeah. My partner gave me the idea. He’s into classic Hollywood. Apparently, Orson Welles used to fire someone on the first day of filming. Just to assert his dominance”.
“Oh, so that’s why you called it an Orson?”
“Yep”
“Huh. Well, you can’t do that on playground duty!”