“hic PWEASE! DADDEH NU TAKE PEPPAWMIN hic AND GINGEWBWEAD BACK! HUHUUU!” Begged a red and white mare with pink eyes and hooves. Next to her in the crate, was a sobbing brown stallion with red and white spots and green eyes.
These were Christmas Fluffies, but now that Christmas was over, the man’s girlfriend had lost interest in them and it turned out two Fluffies neutered or not were a lot of hassle. The fluffmart employee watched as the fifth customer of the day came to return Christmas fluffies.
He took the Fluffies and had to think. Peppermint was white and red with a little bit of pink. She could do well with breeding for their Valentine’s day line. People seemed to really like pink and red Fluffies, finding those colors the most appealing. Mash em all together with some alicorn and you got a money maker.
So he put her in there with other mares and gingerbread…well…he was neutered so he was a lost cause the minute he was returned. “Huuhuu Whewe am taking GingewBwead?” The poor brown stallion was going to the pillowed. His only use now was a litterpal.
Gingerbread screamed in agony as his legs were butchered from his body and his teeth ripped out. He was already being forced to eat shit so they could get him ready for sale. He had to be placed in the litterpal box and have the colon tube and catheter shoved into his orifices the whole time.
Peppermint wasn’t having the best time either as she looked around. There were only three mares so far…but they were all monsters! They had pointies AND wingies! To top it all off, they were all so mean to her! “Tch, dummew Kwismas mawe! Nu wondew ou whewe wetuwned.” The biggest mare said. She had pink fluff with a red mane and white hooves and dewflap. Her flank had hearts, sorta resembling a cutie mark.
“Teehee! Kwismas Fwuffies awe ou ob see-son! Nu mummah ow Daddeh wan dummeh Kwismas fwuffies yeaw wound.” Jeered a hot pink and white one with red sparkly hooves and horn. It seems the Valentine’s day Fluffies were getting a real kick out of Peppermint and her mental suffering. The last one a white alicorn with pastel pink mane and red hooves/horn, similar to the last one, walked over to her.
“Ou am neba gunna hab a Mummah ow daddeh nao, ouw stwipes gib it away.” She giggled, waving a hooves at peppermints candy cane striped legs. A worker came by and immediately the Fluffies demeanors changed to sweet and cuddly, almost as of a switch had been flipped.
“Alright Peppermint, let’s increase stock.” The worker said, lifting her out of the pen and towards the back room. The Alicorns grinned maliciously at her as she was carried off. The room was dark and had couple cages with very miserable looking mares inside. There was a table with another cage on one end. Peppermint was being strapped down by her front legs.
The cage was opened and out stalked a large pink and red stallion alicorn with with hooves and horn. Seeing the mare in front of him he wasted no time. All that could be heard from the inside of the room was all too familiar grunts of “enf enf enf” coming from the stallion, and peppermints screams of protest.
Two weeks later the stock has increased with more chirpies, hearts dotted on their coats in different colors and quantities, almost all of them being Alicorns. This would be the fluffmart’s most profitable Valentine’s line to date.
(The nail in the coffin for this is that they are already selling Valentine’s shit!)