“What’s that you say? Candiru over all your whining and bitching.”
May I raise:
Glue the hoof into its mouth. If it wants to suck it, let it suck forever (although it’s a fluffy so it already does by default).
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The classic ‘you got games on your phone?’ look but with milk and breasts.
“Candiru? I hardly know you.”
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Milk enema till his eyes pop out of his skull.
that made me shield my groin in terror
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If it wants to steal milk then let it drown in milk, poetic justice if you ask me.
you wonderful bastards gave me a few ideas, so this’ll end up being a comic.