Here, have an oxygen thief… let’s call him Lionel. What should I do to punish him for the unforgivable crime of bad peepees and poopies? I’m open to suggestions.
This became a comic which can be found right here.
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seal his mouth, no food, no hoof sucking to calm down, slowly starving to death
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fat little fuck took all the milk from his siblings, for that he gets his mouth sewn shut
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Life of extreme excess. Give him everything he wants 'til he can’t take no more…then make him take more anyways. Eyes forced open to stare at FluffTV, having miwkies constantly funneled into his mouth, and have his mummahs weggies surgically grafted to him so he’s always getting huggies
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use him to clean it like a big fat sponge
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Over feed the shitrat and stuff one end of a plastic tube up it’s ass and the other end down its throat. Then wait until it chokes to death on a mixture of vomit and shit or die from septic shock.
little shit, an oxygen thief huh? and a sure fuckin waste of it too, super glue his mouth shut and blow him up like a balloon from his ass for his horrific crimes against fluffykind. optional: what if you made his penis into a balloon animal (stretching logic there but its funny to me). at least thered be an entertaining use for all the air he wastes. hey! he’d even make a good pop too, but you should probably do that outside. just in case don’t want this fucker makin bad messies post mortum.
Dear god i was hoping i would never come across my fake adopted sons balloon theory ever again. Fucking pennywise and balloons, nightmare stuff there.
your wuh huh huh wuh huh? please explain i am very intrigued.
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Highschool friend group, being the oldest fake adopted the group dad kid making me group grandpa. Group of LGBTQ kids really into odd shit but not the worst shit. Adopted group kids decided their theory would be that the balloon was pennywise’s dick
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yknow i was thinking on it for a moment after i responded and went “oh wait do they mean that a balloon animal was pennywise’s penis.”
glad to know i was correct lol. also damn how many people had adoption dynamics in their friend group when they were young.
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Like every single group that had at least 1 traumatized or gay kid so like all of them
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Oxygen thief, you say?
Let’s use liquid oxygen on it. Burn motherfucker burn!
You know that machine thing that shoots out the clay discs when skeet shooting? Modify it to fling him i to the air, then shoot him
Cram it back inside the mom’s ass and make her live in a box fool of bad pee pees and poopies because of the foals stupidity.
Pressure Cooker.
Make a nice ice statue of out of by dropping the foal into a cup of liquid nitrogen.
Make that one peepee fish from the Amazon swim up his urethra.
shove him back up his mummah’s cooch