Well, now… Caldero! 
Patitas tiene peores dolorcitos Pawsies have worstest ouchies
Suelito muy cadiente Floor (much/way) too hot
Peores dolorcitos Worstest ouchies
Por favor saque a mejor bebe Please let bestest baby go
Bebes no merecen sueritos eternos Babies don’t deserve forever sleep
Po que hace esto a mama y bebe? Why do you do this to momma and babies?
No eres nuevo papi eres un mountstooo You’re not a new daddy, you’re a monster
Bon appetit!
ponlo en agua helada y luego vuelve a meterlo al cazo
Hoofies hab wowses’ ouchies!
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Fwoow too wawmsies!
Wowses’ ochieeeeeeeeeesss!
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Pwease gib bestes’ babbeh.
Babbehs nu desewbe foweba sweepies.
Why du dis to mummah an’ babbeh?
Nuuu am new daddeh… you am munstah.
A glorious method of torment. If only to be witness to a fluffy thrashing under the pain of a burning pan. Next time, a mesh lid and a chair to watch the festivities.
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