Adopt it. Maybe wash it and get it to a special vet so they can check out for parasites
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That shit-potato is getting shoved in a tailpipe for funsies
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Descend like an angel from heaven to save him and give him everything he wants.
LOL nah I think I would plug his ass with a cork and stuff him in a Christmas stocking. Maybe throw some kibble in there for a few days.
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His name is now Palmtree.
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either mercy-kill it or bring it to a shelter
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Iād keep him. I like his colors.
If Iām in bad mood - just step on him and leave him to die.
If Iām in good mood - plug his tail into his ass to avoid scaredy poopies and take him home for a good olā torture session. He looks pretty abusable)
Stand there menacingly with my resting indigenous face until it starts getting nervous, then slowly crouch closer to it, and when it looks like itās gonna snap, hit him with a big ass jump scare.
Either be like @BFM101 and find a different route or if I have no choice ignore the foal and quickly make my way.
Iām neither going to harm nor help the poor guy as Iām be wanting to get to my destination as soon as possible.
While I cannot take in the poor tike, Iām going to pick it up gingerly and take a look around for the mummah. If she treats it like shit, then I pelt the mummah into traffic and drop the foal off at a no-kill shelter.
May I proposeā¦Butter Sock?