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By the color of that dick he decided to fuck the bleach before you could use it to clean your eyes
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We never did work out why Uncle Jingle had so many cans of spaghetti tied to his waist. We understood that the hypothetical spaghetti would be to get people’s attention, at which point he would flash them. But he wouldn’t actually need to have the spaghetti to do so, he’d just have to say he had them.
For a brief moment we considered the spaghetti to be akin to a speed boost, an extra burst of energy to help evade pursuers. That was until we realised the spaghetti was all still canned and the chances of a Fluffy understanding a can-opener was close to zero.
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Bo sinn
I like to imagine that he got the trenchcoat off of a discarded Mr Detective Build-A-Bear he found in the trash.
The deepest of lore…
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COP: PERV!!! shoots the pedo fluff with stun gun
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ok I kinda wanna see Billie deal with THIS nut
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If I saw something like this I’d kick that pervert into the fucking stratosphere!
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before i embiggened the image i thought he had jars of jizz
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Now there’s an idea… 
He looks like a fluffy chudjak.
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A little bit, yeah. I based his face on a mix of Stavros from CumTown and Danny DeVito lol.
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Why not both.
Oh look (cocks gun), a shooting gallery.