Pegasus woes (carniviousduck)

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ohhhh poor baby, im sure they’ll fly soon

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That recliner needs a gas piston tuned for 600% force. Get some lift under those pathetic jokes for wings.

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YEET

I applaud his optimism, but I don’t think reality will be as kind.

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Had anyone ever told Wasp the definition of insanity?

More importantly, are Fluffies too stupid to be classed as insane?

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Gaslight Potential

“i just dont get it, all your pegasus brothers and sister can fly, thats why they got adopted you must just not want it enough, here ill put you up on the fridge give it another go” :shrug:

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Sigh, I really shouldn’t get attached to these things…
Picks up fluffy, helps it pretend to fly

“Sanqu fow good upsies, daddeh”
Don’t make it weird, shitrat. And I told you not to call me that.

Only if you consider falling a form of flying. lol

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buzz-lightyear

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