Oh boy, she’s a McGonagall breed…
Buckle up, fucko. You’re in for a ride.
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Bitch mares are easy to deal with. First time they fuck up, slice off a bit of ear. Then you can slit nostrils, shave 'em, split hoof-pads, and a good old cigar to the eye is always an option. Eventually there’s pillowing. Besides, they don’t need legs to breed.
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Hey! Here comes Petula…
}}PUNT{{
SQUEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee…splat
And there she goes!!
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WHELP, TIME FOR THE MEAT-MINCER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Someone get the sorry boot.
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What for??
You already have access to the “Sorry-Anvil ©®™pat.pend”
And the “Sorry-Trebuchet©®™pat.pend”
And I think they’re both still under warranty.
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Anyone wealthy enough for that degree of regular grooming no doubt considers most of humanity the way Smarty regards Fluffies with brown coats.
The first Abuser to look at her funny would likely wind up alongside their blood relatives buried in the desert with scorpions sewn into their orifices.
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Time to put her in the sorry forever box.
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Dye her brown and tell her she turned that way for being a little shit.
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She’s a McGonagall fluffy so she looks even more puntable than if she was a Moonie fluff.
And mine look pretty fucking puntable.
McG ponies are almost always smarties and hellgremlins. Save for a few special cases.
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well, it’s a good thing those big ol’ chubby cheeks are oh so pinchable. they’ll make for excellent handles when it’s time to go into the sorry box. 
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With that personality she’s great for the tags mind break and bad enfies
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Can confirm, punted my phone through the window once
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Love how the hooves look like tiny little butts.
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McG’s really did look like that
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Just have her listen to recordings of fluffies calling her names all day. Her self-esteem (and perhaps sanity) will go right down in a week.
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She’s a filly. Fluffies don’t become mares until at least a year of age.
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Ahh, alright. My headcanon is ‘mare = able to breed’ so it’s far younger.
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What if Petula is like this because she has been bullied for being an alicorn? Or was she always privileged/never faced any problems in her life?
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She is an alicorn. Of course every human treats her like a living peace of gold
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