Install shock-collars with proximity sensors.
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Cute as they are. For some good âmentalâ torture
Separate them so they canât see each
Simply lay them down
Poke or hit them just enough for a good audio recording of them screaming in pain
Have the audio play on loop at random intervals to the other
If each fluffy looks scared every time the screaming start ,then you know its working
Do this none stop for 2 too 3 days
This will brake an hurt them more then any physical pain , just a fun experiment
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Just the smarty part no need to pillow the foals right away.
You want to traumatize the boy and then you bring back the smarty every now and then gift him to someone else.
Hugbox answers are all kinda gonna be the same. Hugboxers would buy more than one pillowfluff at a time and want them to get along well anyway, itâs cruel to keep social animals alone (did you know in Switzerland itâs illegal to have only one guinea pig, you have to have at least two or none at all?) and any sensible hugboxer would already have had them fixed, so thereâs not much to do with that. I do remember seeing a textpost involving a âhuggie shirtâ where you stick two pillowfluffs together in a tight T-shirt and they consider it to be hugging and will be happy like that for hours.
ETA: If I was actually rehabbing pillowfluffs, I would try putting them on opposite ends of the room each morning and encouraging them to learn to either roll or inchworm their way back together, if weâre talking a type of fluffy that can be trusted not to explode into tissue-paper shreds at the slightest error.
Abusebox, just separating them is super boring. You wanna do something psychological to turn them against each other.
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QUADRUPLE AMPUTATION 
It already happened dude, theres nothing left to amputate
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Pillowfluffs are happy fluffs! Any joy seemingly exhibited beyond that is but a malevolent scheme to make you think they are not in a state of bliss already.
Or sarcasm, even. That is just how fluffies are 
High time to litterpal these two. Pillowfluffs are notoriously workshy: some pure, honest labour will help get their minds off these labyrinthine intrigues.
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well you could feed them some aphrodisiac to acelerate the process if you are impatient enough
maybe the mare will beg for another stallion right in front of his special friend
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THEY LOSE THEIR NOSE PRIVILEGES!
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gotta separate them
itâs unsanitary to let them be that close to each other
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Breed them then kill their offspring in front of them. Then feed the remains to both.
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Youâre being such good fluffies, Iâve decided you can have ONE weggie back. Now tell me when youâve decided who gets the weggie and where.
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But⌠quadruple amputation? 
Im sorry, little one
The pleasures of quadruple amputation are a one time deal
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