You come home from a long day at work to find that your two pillowfluffs have shuffled together and are happily rubbing their noses together, rather than their usual gentle sobbing as they sit in a pile of their own waste.
What do you do?
I am looking for suggestions on what you would do can be abuse or hugbox or otherwise.
Im fine with it let them continue, in fact specifically state if they ever stop nuzzling and gibbing “Smeww place huggies?” then you will seperate them forever.
Proceed to watch as they begin chafing and making there noses bleed and get sore and infected, maybe eventually they split there noses or something idk
Honestly the worst you could do to them is absolutely nothing. The stallion is going to work himself into the world’s most painful pair of blue balls and the mare is going to want for babbehs she’ll never be given.
I’d let them continue, its nice to see pillows happy for a change. Maybe give them some strawberries or other fruits treats and stuff. But if a smarty tries to sully the moment, paralyse him and have him watch these two be happy.
Likely a bunch of cute pictures, then a long conversation about if they have babbehs, the babbehs will have weggies and i won’t take them away. But if they still want to have them I will do what I can to help them.
Then again any pillows I have would likely be rescues. If it was a hellgremlin universe? Nugget time for the stallion with no nunu stick but still have his lumps, and put him right where he can be tormented by the smell of his special friend 24/7.
Hmmm seems I’ve made a mistake (more than just owning a fluffy let alone two) that I need to rectify. Put them both in glass enclosures and sit them juuuuust close enough that they’re almost touching but not close enough that their body head radiates through the glass.
I grab them by their ugly docked tails and pull them apart so they can’t touch. Then like IDK maybe I empty the canister from my vacuum cleaner on them.