You are a captain of a pirate brigantine. You have 12 cannonballs, and your crew and your fluffy, (missing a leg, replaced with a peg!) You dont actually love it, its just there for the crew. One day, while you were searching for the ancient mines of Fungiaslor the Digger, who found much gold but couldnt carry it all on his rowboat, a galleon came along with 200 men on it.
100 manning the cannons, 50 being powder monkeys, and 50 more manning the sails.
You try to run and get distance before attacking with your cannonballs, and it works well. Your brigantine has good speed while the galleon is too big to catch up with it’s sails, instead it turns…
You see one of your masts fall.
It almost hits you but it misses because of a cannon, The person manning the cannon says: Do i get a promotion now? You obviously dont know what a pro mish oni is, so you tell him thank you, and then get back to work. The other galleon had alot of cannonballs, you cant tell.
You shoot. it hits one of their masts. 11 cannonballs.
The enemy ship shoots 2 chainballs, attacking the rest of your masts.
You order 4 of your men to shoot some firebombs, it hits the fallen mast, the wheel, one of their cannons and the other one hits the mast again. 7 cannonballs.
The enemy doesnt retaliate and instead they shoot 1 man with a gunpowder keg, Dumb move, they gunpowder will get wet and wont work.
You shoot 5 of your cannonballs into the anchor, the 2 masts, and 2 shots makes a mere 50 of the cannon bearers dead. 2 cannonballs left.
Your enemy ship is bearing though it. The enemy captain tells all of the cannoners to load a cannonball into the cannon. It takes some seconds to load it up, so you shoot 2 of your cannonballs to the enemy ship. It hits the the hull and makes 3 holes. You must’ve hit one of the gunpowder kegs! The water starts flowing in in their ship! You only need one more shot to sink the ship! But all of your cannonballs are gone! You better hurry before they repair the hull and attack again!
You decide that you use the fluffy.
Some crewmates yell NOOOOO and one of them starts to cry, the other crewmates dont care that much, in fact 4 of them are helping you.
You tell them to shut up and get it in there. After all. a fluffy life is better than a human life.
You put the fluffy in there and the fluffy says id am wakies time? and wewe am fewwow piwate mateys? You shoot the cannon and feel no simpathy for the bastard. The fluffy screams EEEEE FWUFF ON HUWTIES!!! MATIES PWEASE HEWP! The overweight fluffy is perfect as a cannonball and the fluffy dies on impact (obviously) and makes a HUGE hole in their ship, causing them to sink. Your fellow mateys drink some rum and celebrate their victory winning the treasure of Fungiaslor. It turns out they made it before you and was hoping to win more treasure.
Your pirate life wont end any soon.
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this doesnt have much fluffy action, sorry