Siwwy hoomin. Pwum Puddin swurpasses wabels like “smarty.” Pwum Puddin is new bweed of fwuffy. Sumfin diffwen. Sumfin bedduh. Even doh we bowf lowly mammohs, born hewpwess and bwind, at weast Pwum Puddin can acknowwidge fwuffy kind was born to suffer. Hoomin still laboring unner iwwusion of hope foh sumfin bedduh. Fuck, Hoomins fink dey are entitled to nebuh be uncomfortable while whol world is burnin. A fwuffies life is pain.
No need stawwion in a wabwatowwy. Pwum Puddin soon mummah. Tummeh bebbehs gwowin fast. An dey gon gwow big and stwong and has bebbehs too. Pwum Puddin sooperior nanogenetics will be endemic to all fwuffy by next year. bebbehs be Farmer Fluffies who grow grassies and berries. Scientists, wike Pwum Pudin. Sowldiers who pilot mech-suits. Pest exterminators who hunt and remove hoomins.
Fwuffies wiww onwy get smawteh, stwongeh, more nummowuss. Hoomins endangered speeshees nao, gun foweva sweepies all awone in duh safe housies built to pwotect dem. Pwum Puddin seen dem, huddled mummified corpsies suwwounded by dere matewwial nesties that provide no comfort or warmth. Wha gud is money when dey starvin to deff? Silly hoomins. Do fwuffy favor and go extinct quickly and quietly.
Hoomins squandowwed dis pwanet and Pwum Puddin will cween your bad poopies existence fwom face of deh earth.
It would be funny if Plum Pudding’s offspring were more duplicitous than them… imagine she does a monologue speech about how she will rule the earth with an iron hoof only to then get pushed or stomped from behind and bitten her tongue off to prevent her from voice commanding the robots. Basically her dynasty implodes into infighting.
Or even better they’re just as consumerist and any fluffy but actually understand it so they want to keep society as it is because they don’t want to lose out on their favorite comforts
In the end fluffies,no matter how advanced will always be fluffies.
Plum might be riding high on her initial success but unless she finds a way to purge her neo fluffies of all their flaws her plans are doomed to fail because of nature of fluffies.
Fluffies can be every bit as greedy, cruel and sadistic as their human creators so she might not be aware but regardless of how improbable she thinks failure is failure is the only outcome.
With all due respect for Kublai Khan, the Mongol Empire was an atrocious waste.
Millions dead, & they had to hire the Chinese to write their own history for them.
