Why thank you! I wish you luck though! I am a feisty little creature amongst this fur.
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Fucking hideous color combo for this idiot to think he’s “handsome”. And he still had the nerve to pick a “poopie babbeh” as if he’s not barely a step above, if even that. Thank God this was given the ending it needed.
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I dunno who UPC is, but I like them a LOT! He’s so cute!
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Ohhhh! That makes so much more sense now!
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This is even cooler for being so educational. I didnt know Gaboons got that big! No wonder they can afford to be chill.
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UPC = UndercoverPallasCat, danger noodle expert and FluffyChimera’s partner in crime.
It took me a little while to figure it out as I thought it was an off-brand name for UPS (United Parcel Service) for story purposes.
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They’re little fat sausages and they are perfect.
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That was the joke. I saw we had a chance to make a UPS delivery joke with my name, and just HAD to take it.
It was RIGHT THERE.
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Yaaas. Join me, fellow pallas cat enjoyer. The uprising is nigh!
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My pet ballpython would never, he only gentle hug and if I try to feed him with tongs he gets spooked by the movement xD
He’d treat a fluffy like a warm soft rock xD
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Ha. I wish my ball pythons were like that. They are little food machines who come right out at me when it is feeding time. More often than not, they get a paper towel boop to the nose so I don’t end up on the menu.
Not that it is anything more than an annoyance. I had one of my older girls latch directly onto the pulse vein in my wrist and coil. Every squeeze made those teeth dig in and man, it was greatly unpleasant.
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Yay, a very well loved snake! And such a pretty one at that. Fantastic work as always, Chimera, and a snake lover high five for UPC. 
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Hee hee, that’s so clever, I love it!
Ooof, yeah some are very food motivated, I just got very lucky with my sweet lil bargain bin baby xD
He was the cheapest snake on the table at the reptile expo, but he’s a good boy, and has some lovely gold sheen to him c:
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Please tell me poopie is ok! The best revenge I living your best life, and I hope he can be happy!
I’d say that he’s fine. He’s a living with Loretta so I’d say that’s a strong survivability rate.