Predator fluff (carniviousduck)

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I feel like the ugly motherfucker line is just low hanging fruit.

But I’m not above that sort of thing, that is one ugly motherfucker

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“You habt eviscerated my fellow Special Forces in front of me, aber ich feel nothing but mild embarrassment on their behalf.
What the hell are you?!”
-Dutch, in the Hasbio™ remake.

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Predator fluffy sees it’s own reflection in the water, thinks it’s a rival, dives head-first into the water and drowns itself.

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I’d create a micro version of it, put it in a terrarium tank for it to set up its own den, booby traps and stuff and put in some micros and watch this play out… note to self make that the next possible Monster Micro comic cmsn.

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One ugly mother

Climax of the film: Arnold lures it with sketties and hits it with a rock. The end.

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(whispers) Turn around.