This is a continuation of Stevie’s new best friend by (that1hugboxer)
You are greeted by Fede as you enter the shop .
“What can I do you for Duncan?”
You smile.
“ 2 boxes of 12 gauge Rhodesian Jungle load And that fusion firearms Goblin I put on layaway , please “
Fede goes to the back of the store and returns with requested merchandise.
“ that’ll be $680 for the shotgun, the ammo and the transfer fee. Now if I can just have your ID and your conceal carry , I’ll get you the paperwork you need to fill out.”
You hand over your id and conceal carry card, in return you are given the paperwork to fill out.
After completing the paperwork Fede returns your conceal carry and id.
“ will that be all Duncan?”
You smile.
“Yes Fede that will be all. You have a good day my friend.”
You hand over the cash and make your way home .
As you are unloading the car , joeys mother Jackie pulls into the driveway .
“Oh hello Jackie. What brings you here?”
You ask already knowing the answer.
Jackie chuckles.
“I brought Stevie and the duck for the weekly swap. (She looks at the box you are holding that has the shotgun inside) what you got there?”
You smile.
“Oh just some home insurance.”
After unloading the car You hand over Odis and Hoagie to Jackie then in return she hands you James pond and Stevie.
“You know Duncan… I never thought I could say this but Odis and Hoagie … I enjoy having them every weekend. It’s like they are my own grandchildren. “
You grin .
“Stevie and James pond are like my nephew and his dog. It brings me great happiness to have them every weekend.”
Jackie gives you Stevie’s water wings and goggles.
You bid Jackie farewell and begin setting up the kiddie pool in the backyard. You relax in the lawn chair and watch Stevie and James pond play in the water.
All the other fluffies in the yard hate water so they don’t pester them.
You are Duncan
Today you woke up to 3 dead fluffies in your back yard, their heads crushed with stones, that according to the other fluffies had been thrown by a stranger from the other side of the fence.
It wasn’t enough that you got harassed in public , now these sadistic Dipshits were coming to your home.
You are not having a repeat of the Incident with the canaries. You are not being forced out of your own home again.
But most importantly you have the shotgun across your lap, because no one ruins Wawa day for Stevie and James pond.
