It seems these ferals unfortunately lack the funds for purchase …
I see what you did there…
I wonder if they’ll install a ‘make a ferals dream’ donation by the front.
If it’s a facility that does salon/grooming stuff too you could always do the. ‘Hey can I see how this looks with a similiar shade?’ and then go pick out one from outside.
I never wanted to dye more in my entire life than now.
As a hugboxer, I want all these fluffies to dye. I’ll make sure they all dye.
Well, if that’s what they want, I guess I’ll mercy kill them…
Also, I don’t know what homonyms are.
Now this is genius
Fun, I like the word play
Got an idea for a story now too, shiny fluffy doesn’t realise it’s just a brown fluff dyed a better colour
I haven’t seen a joke this good in a long time
Good job man
Although I can imagine most stores of any kind wouldn’t want a whole bunch of ferals hanging by all the time, I suppose a bunch of ferals crying for a specific product would certainly be advertising. xP
HOLY SHIT LMAO
Also, dyeing your fluffy instead of your fluffy dying! What an ingenious idea!
Imagine the story potential:
- Some dyed fluffy shows up at a shelter, makes friends, everything is fine. Then over time other fluffies start bullying him because it looks like he cannot make good poopies when it is his actual color coming through.
- Some intern in a breeding mill took a liking to a mare (the fool) and tries masking that she is a shit factory by dyeing the bad colored foals. Ironically, he somehow fucks up and the dye makes the foals blind or causes them other disabilities. Bonus points if he does not even realize until a higher up who finds out about this tells him how many foals he’s crippled and killed over time.
- A cynical story about a lawyer who wanted to save the planet’s environment or some shit and then fluffies showed up, destroyed the fucking environment and he now has to go after cases of fraud where highly priced fluffies turned out to be merely dyed. That’s his life now.
- The scene from Spongebob where Patrick “loses” his wallet and Man Ray tries to convince him it is his, but with a fluffy mummah who got a poopie babbeh that she rejects. So the owner simply dyed the foal (correctly this time) but now the mummah pulls a Patrick and goes “dat nu am fwuffy’s foaw”.
Looking past the joke, seeing them in such misery always makes me smile
Lmao loads 22. OK you I’ll give you what you want
Lol
Objectively hilarious.
Damn, that’s ingenious!
Let’s make this a new subcategory.
Dang, those are some very good ideas
How annoying. Store needs a barrier to keep these mongrels away.