Pwometheus hab tu cweate fwuffies but onwy hoomins cweate fwuffies, so Pwometheus hab to hewp. Get wowstest pokies aww da time.
Pwometheus bwudda supposed tu gib fwuffies bestest fwuffs and wingies and pointies. He do aww dat but fowget weawwy good smawty tings.
Pwometheus gib fwuffies smawties wike hoomins but dey no wike.
Pwometheus wub odda fwuffies. Hoomins say fwuffies awways do what hoomins say but Pwometheus twick hoomins. When hoomins wan Pwometheus do tings, Pwometheus wie and twick hoomins. Dey not weawize at fiwst, but den dey get mad at Pwometheus. Dey teww Pwometheus dat fwuffies nee’ be dummehs.
Pwometheus smawty. Pwometheus make some odda fwuffies smawties, too. Rest am dummehs. Hoomins gib Pwometheus sowwy stick and wowstest huwties an’ say fwuffies get wowstest owies, too.
Hoomins make pwetty mawe. Mawe pwetty, but am dummeh. Hoomins gib dummeh mawe to Pwometheus bwudda. Pwometheusteww bwudda mawe dummeh but he nu wisten. Mawe make bwudda and aww fwuffies dummehs fow enfies.
Hoomins angwy wif Pwometheus. Pwometheus stuck to big wock and biwdie munstah eat Pwometheus fowebbah.
Pwometheus get waw deawsies.