PSA: Micro Rats (FreshlyPillowed)

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Good morning from the major of…erm because fuck you thats why… ington.

a freindly reminder to do your bit for the community and dispose of any stray microfluffs you come across, remember micros produse waste, many times in hard to reach areas that in turn can spread diseases. as a community it is on all of us to do our part! im proud to announce a partnership with the hard working street cleaners of this city as well as the good people at BottleBabbeh inc. to introduce a new initiative, each road will be fitted with a bottle machine, simply grab a bottle upon spotting a pest place the creatures inside and cork it up, no fuss, no mess the lack of oxygen will dispose of the pest saving you time to go about your day. the street cleaners will collect the bottles on the night and recycle the bottle, incinerating the body’s in the process.

Togther we will deal with this rising menace to our streets! no longer will be continue to suffer from sickness and terrible odors on our streets

Thanks you for your time and remember our citys motto!
FUKEM

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I like how the babbeh doesn’t know what the heck is going on. He’s a cutie.

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I imagine a pause between peeps and upward inflection on that second peep.

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I wonder if rats would eat micros? Don’t ask where the thought came from.

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like a blood vs crips battle for the streets, just in a fluffy gross form :glee:

Imagine if the rats adapted to a new food source and instead of killing adult fluffys they would take away the leggies and drag them to their nest to make babbehs for a continous food source!

like a vending machine of ew.

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I would read that. I might even write it.

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They should shove down the stallion into the bottle as well. Let the whole family die together. :grin:

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Rememble