The claw would just barely grip their sides and drop them at half height. They act like the aliens from toy story but that claw should scare the fuck out of them. Must be a special machine for live fluffies lmao.
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However a prize machine/fluffy vending machine that let you âcustomizeâ the purchase probably would have a defluffing option 
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Youâd think theyâd design the machine so that youâd need a key or something to remove the pillow from the machine.
Alternatively, they could just keep the Fluffies in a pen at the prize counter that can only be accessed by employees and the machine would instead contain balls with a picture of the Fluffy youâd win by retrieving it. Just give the ball to the employee behind the counter to have them retrieve the corresponding Fluffy.
You could have some asshole splurge at the machine and leave with several of the balls just so that those Fluffies canât be won by anybody.
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ironically the most unreal thing about this isnt the fluffy itself its the idea that you can actually win anything on one of these without spending like 20 times the price of the thing you won.
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