Its that time again, the summers at its end and another county fair is on the horizon. With it brings fried food, shows, concerts and carnival games and every year my carnival game is PULL-A-FOAL! The objective is simple… reach your hand deep inside a gaping fluffies vagina, feel around untill you find a foal and pull it out to win a prize. This years prizes are pretty good this time around. Will you pull an earthie, pegasus, unicorn, or even an alicorn? If you pull a jellenheimer tho we may all regret it. After pulling your foal give it a chuck at our bitch mare, she desperately needs the food, or just drop it in the bin. But remember gloves cost extra, so just roll up them sleeves, and go elbow deep and pull yourselves a winner! No refunds…
The Pull-A-Foal is a time honored tradition, and I look forward to washing away soon-mummah juices from my forearm with fluffy tears from the complimentary tear hole.
